[ Oh lord. What? Why? Thomas Jopson (blissfully unaware of Irving's circumstances, when the author is not) can only assume this is about him. So he stares. He considers ignoring it entirely, which would, of course, make response Irving's responsibility.
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Date: 2022-04-12 02:59 pm (UTC)No, that would be worse.
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This seems a bit silly, given everything.