I'm not talking about sex on land, now am I? If he gives in to temptation while aboard, docked or otherwise, I would question whether he is very much himself.
No, certainly not. Your experience as a Captain will be of significant importance in this venture.
[ So don't fuck it up, even though he is sure this will end poorly. ]
You've not only given John and I the wrong impression, then, but the finder ad writers, Mr. Frost, anyone who saw the broadcast they made, and so on, and so forth.
Mr. Rackham, I would ask if I've done something to offend you, but we both know that I have. If you would please grow up and get over your lumps, that would be greatly appreciated.
Whatever the two of you get up to doesn't offend me, Jopson.
And I'm quite over the rest of it, truly. You and I are stuck together until one of us moves on from this place, no getting around that, so learn to take a bit of banter, for God's sake.
It offends me that you would cast me as the villain for living in opposition to the same things that sent you to your death, and that you would rather assume things about me, based on stories you've heard a hundred years on, than ask me anything yourself. And that even now, I'm not sure that you believe my intentions with John are anything but malicious.
If I still thought your intentions with John were malicious, you wouldn't be hearing the end of it, I assure you. What I think of you now's got very little to do with your piracy legend and everything to do with you being a puffed-up rake. Your reputation oversold you, if I'm honest.
Now kindly keep what you think me and mine get up to out of your mouth and we won't have any further issues.
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Date: 2022-08-05 05:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-08-06 01:23 pm (UTC)I've never known a seaman more devoted to that particular set of rules than John Irving.
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Date: 2022-08-06 03:57 pm (UTC)I think I am uniquely qualified to remind you that his relationship to sex has evolved quite a bit.
Not that it matters. We'll be leading this thing, can't do that if we're too busy fucking in the captain's quarters.
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Date: 2022-08-12 10:05 am (UTC)No, certainly not. Your experience as a Captain will be of significant importance in this venture.
[ So don't fuck it up, even though he is sure this will end poorly. ]
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Date: 2022-08-12 01:37 pm (UTC)We'll make it work.
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Date: 2022-08-12 09:56 pm (UTC)That is good to know.
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Date: 2022-09-19 01:35 am (UTC)My mistake.
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Date: 2022-09-20 02:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-09-20 03:26 pm (UTC)And I'm quite over the rest of it, truly. You and I are stuck together until one of us moves on from this place, no getting around that, so learn to take a bit of banter, for God's sake.
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Date: 2022-10-02 03:48 pm (UTC)What about me is it that does offend you, then?
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Date: 2022-10-02 05:06 pm (UTC)It offends me that you would cast me as the villain for living in opposition to the same things that sent you to your death, and that you would rather assume things about me, based on stories you've heard a hundred years on, than ask me anything yourself. And that even now, I'm not sure that you believe my intentions with John are anything but malicious.
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Date: 2022-10-05 04:28 pm (UTC)Now kindly keep what you think me and mine get up to out of your mouth and we won't have any further issues.
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Date: 2022-10-05 04:58 pm (UTC)But no point in arguing that. It’s less interesting than the rest. ]
Dare I call this progress, then?
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Date: 2022-10-07 10:05 pm (UTC)